THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE
I don’t know who is this, but I need him in my dash.
[clicks on a person’s url to see how they’re doing after being dragged on their own post]
back to school supplies list
- red lipstick
- one pencil
- vodka, probably
- earbuds to block out your basic ass bitching
We want to make an album that’s a real game changer. A lot of bands have to change what they sound like, but we are exactly the band that we want to be: a pop band, definitely, but we’ve got a rock and punk edge. We’re not trying to be anything that we’re not. We’re not ‘the new’ anything. We’re the first 5 S e c o n d s O f S u m m e r.
PLEASE WATCH THE WHOLE THING
if you keep reblogging celebs dumping water all over themselves, even if you’re not, please watch this. please please please watch this.
"I’m not profitable, I’m not worth saving" made me break. fuck.
Watch this. Now.
the three reasons to tag everything are as follows:
- so i can blacklist it
- so you can find it again
- so i know if i need to wait for the fucking images to load on fUCKING TUMBLR MOBILE
SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.
Now that’s how you get laid boys.
OR to be EVEN MORE ROMANTIC you could take the kiddie pool, fill it with balls, and give ur partner and extra hour in the ball pit
being put in charge of small children like
Making out with a girl for the first time is the coolest thing and the second coolest thing is driving home and getting aware of all the parts of your face where she was and tasting her lip balm on your lips. The third coolest thing is outer space.
I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get it cut
So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.
She came in the next day with her hair cut how she wanted it and a smug grin on her face and I knew that that girl was going places.
hey sorry im late i didnt want to come
life hack: if you don’t want this to happen when clicking urls
hold in ctrl while clicking
god bless your kind soul
♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫
IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS
oh my god…
that’s 10 years but ok.
^I didn’t know it was 2004